Chronologically, every image I’ve edited since my last post (hover for titles).
Also, images link to the bigger versions now, which I should have been doing all along.
GO!
I figured I’d exit that clusterfuck with some cuteness.
Peace, all!


I know I was *supposed* to post a part 2 after my last post and never got around to it, and now that I have the chance, I already have more shots. I’m mostly just planning to stick up a little disjointed thing here with a lot of the pictures I haven’t gotten a chance to put anywhere but my private photobucket page. Some of these are pretty old but oh well.
SNEAK ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER
They…switched clothes.
Fight! Fight! Fight!

Laughing Gas
I don’t care what you think about the general ambiguity of purpose of that last one. It makes me smile.
Dance, Motherfuckers
Jakiayha always dances barefoot, and he’s damn good. Jay dances like a fucking spaz.
Suburban Pimpin’
Sometimes Ethan just looks kinda badass.
A couple sort of mini digital collage thingies, too, all the words are song lyrics.
Drip Clean
Lyrics from Bathwater by No Doubt
Permanent Record
Lyrics from Kiss Off by The Violent Femmes
Like Drops of Mercury
Lyrics from Goddess on a Hiway by Mercury Rev
More soon. I’ll try hard to post more often
Peace!

Thursday was fucking awesome.
Fuck Your ‘Conventions’
If a bit floppy. (That green top that he’s wearing in a lot of these, by the way, is mine.)
It Takes Soul
Jay has become convinced that he is David Lee Roth. We’re largely to blame, we encourage him.
I’d Like to See YOU Be This Epic
He keeps getting more and more convincing.
Coked Out
He plays other characters, too. I’m pretty sure Marlie still doesn’t really understand what’s going on…any of the time.
Take a Hobo to Waffle House and He Will Show You the World
She does her best, and we all applaud her. Really, when you’re dating this, your best is a lot to ask.
Look! My Butt Is a Distraction!
Psychics Make the Best Heroin Addicts
Jiggy Porndust
We found an Ethan!
Blast Ye!
There was some tension at first, but after a while things eased.
Shit Balls
INVISIBLE THIGH MASTER
DD
Before long they were real, real close, but then the Mustang got between them.
Sexy Tiem
Here, I pass out and take a break. You will probably have the rest in a few hours.
Happy zombie jeebus day, everyone, I hope you had a good one!

The other day, after my friend Luchin looked at the Spring Break post, he told me I’d done something he’d thought impossible – made his friends look mundane.
Don’t be fooled. We’re really losers.
To make him feel better, here are a bunch of pictures to exemplify just *how* boring my friends and I really are. Good pictures, though. I hope.
Off
Not Off
At this point, you might be inclined to think that I just went around taking pictures of boring stuff around my house, but, seriously, I was with my friends when I took all of these. The next few I was walking around with my friends and they were *pointing out* things that they thought would be cool.
Palettes
Ethan was amazed by these to no end.
Left There
And, even when we sit around, if you ignore the general costumage that Jay wears on a regular basis, we’re pretty usual.
Cool Kids Still Play 3.5
We’ve even rejected 4.0 like good little fanboys and girls.
Here’s hoping that little vignette didn’t totally put you to sleep/make you wonder why the fuck you’re looking at this blog anyways.
Peace!

She kicked that box’s ASS!
Smoosh
Take that, arbitrary parking lot rules!
Defiance
Best. Toy store. Ever.
Milkshake
She’s so vintage that even the things she poses with are vintage! Seriously, that thing was *faded* pink.
Our Phone Booths are Pink Because We’re Spreading the Love

By 5pm on the first day of break (read as implying that I’m obviously really slow and totally not doing anything exciting) I’d made it to the mall with Jay and Marlie.
Just Like a Blow Up Doll
Store mannequins are fucking creepy, but at least they’re equal opportunity creepers. And they always pose s’damn weird.
Diversity
Spencer’s vibrator display’s gotten more diverse, too.

During this, Marlie, playing the concerned girlfriend, was horrified.
We had Chinese Buffet for dinner, now we have to find a Jello Clinic for Jay.
The First Sign You Need Rehab
Friday night was D&D, with Jay dressed like an aerobics instructor from 1989 (delibrately). He was playing Pokemon on one of those clear purpley game boy colors. He’d been wearing the fox tail all day and he’s halfway to convincing us he’s really vulpix.
I’m Gonna Be Vaporeon When I Grow Up!
I’m pretty sure he only lets me take so damn many pictures of him so that he can secretly assemble the portfolio with which he’ll launch his furry porn career.
Sweatin’ to the Dorkies
I think that, at this point, most of his friends are just mystified. (Thanks, Luchin, for the title!)
Here, photography rescinded into hours of dice rolling and ridiculous plot points. I love friday nights.

I suppose if you’re here all of a sudden, like you seem to be, you’re probably really confused. I’ll try to help you out. (Don’t worry, I get lost in the interbutts lots and lots, just remember, always try to ge back to a search engine, and everything will be alright).
I’m autochthonic (I’m not a proper noun; I cuss too much for that). I’m also a dumb teenager with a camera and an addiction to curves adjustment and cross processing. I’m working on branching out.
I really like people, and the things that people create and destroy and live in and leave behind on a very personal individual level. I like the streets and the street lights and the trash cans at the end of your driveway, and you. Photos of nature don’t interest me because they are the default, and photos of cities from a distance do not move me because they are our vicious occupiers, but each individual human has so much power, and the demonstration of that is so unbelieveably fascinating that I can’t not document it.
I have a much less intense, sort of periphery love of color and light, and playing with color and light. It makes things interesting.
So, here’s a bunch of images to get you started, I hope you enjoy yourself.
Jessa Hates Stairs

Main Street
6161
How to Be Cool Lesson 1
How to Be Cool Lesson 2
Illegal Parking
Jessa Loves the Ground
She Can Chuckle Like a MANIAC